Subway D:

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I DO NOT want to go to work today. i have to make the sandwiches for the people of my town, yes, BUT. i'd rather stay home than trek out in the icysnow. I don't know about you...but i'd rather not risk my life for sandwiches.

which REMINDS me. have you ever been around a person who wears SO MUCH COLOGNE that your nostrils start to feel like they're busting into flames? Like tiny atom bombs are being set off in your eyes? that's what it was like a couple of months ago at work. This guy comes in and i'm pretty sure the first thing we saw was his smell rather than his face. i mean HOLY CRAP.

I really wanted to go up to him and be like, "Hey, dumbass...if you can talk as loud  as your cologne, then you need to stand back all the way over by the door. I'm pretty sure if you walk by, you're going to KILL our food."

I dunno...just a thought. lol

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BlueBumbleBee's avatar
oh god i know the feeling. when i used to ride the bus back in the olden days there was always a random guy that was wearing too much cologne. there was like, a cloud of it around him or something, because when he walked by i could actually taste the cologne at the back of my throat. very unpleasant.